Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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