Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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