so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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