I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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