And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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