is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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