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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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