You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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