...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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