This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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