Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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