..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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