theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My dick has a subreddit
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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