is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
