physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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