My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You are the jesus of drinking
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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