He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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