Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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