Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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