Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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