We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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