i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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