i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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