I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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