The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm too high and old for this...
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My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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