whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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