I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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