im six kinds of drunk right now
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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