:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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