I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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