i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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