It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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