doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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