You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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