So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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