We should be called the Road Head Warriors
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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