Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
