These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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