I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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