TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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