and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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