Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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