But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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