I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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