Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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