you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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