I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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