out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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