Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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