he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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