Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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