So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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