dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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