1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
A+ Viking dick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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