This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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