im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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